Sunset shows on the water in Pattaya. The All Star Dinner Cruise mixes an 80-minute coastal cruise with a live cabaret performance and an international buffet, all wrapped up in one simple night out. Starting at 6:30 pm from Laem Bali Hai Pier E, it’s the kind of plan that saves you from decision fatigue.

I really like how this package bundles the big stuff together: a hearty international buffet (including seafood and Indian dishes) plus unlimited beer, tea, coffee, and soft drinks. I also like that you’ll have a built-in entertainment schedule with a live cabaret show featuring costumes, music, and dance, so you’re not stuck guessing what to do once you’re onboard.

One thing to think about: quality can be inconsistent. One low-star report complained the food was cold with limited variety, and the entertainment didn’t match a family-friendly vibe. If you’re sensitive to that, go in with realistic expectations and consider the show as adult-leaning unless you know the style will suit you.

Key things to know before you go

• Laem Bali Hai Pier E departure: boarding starts from this specific pier in Pattaya
• 80-minute cruise time: the sailing portion is about 80 minutes within a total ~1 hour 20 minutes
• Unlimited drinks included: beer, tea, coffee, and soft drinks are part of the price
• Live cabaret show onboard: music, dance, and costumes are scheduled as part of the experience
• Optional private hotel transfers: choose one-way or round-trip within Pattaya
• Smallish group size: maximum 100 travelers, so it’s not a huge cattle-car situation

All Star Dinner Cruise Pattaya: what you’re paying for

At $44.24 per person, the All Star Dinner Cruise is built like a bundled-value night: you’re paying for (1) a boat ride along Pattaya’s coastline, (2) a buffet meal, (3) a live cabaret show, and (4) unlimited included drinks (beer plus non-alcoholic options). The math tends to work best when you actually plan to use most of what’s included.

This isn’t a “quiet dinner with views” situation. It’s a full evening format with a performance, so your money is going toward a packaged show-and-dinner setup rather than a high-end, slow-paced restaurant experience.

With a 4.2 average rating from 15 reviews, the overall product seems to satisfy many people. But ratings can’t tell you how you’ll feel about the two things that are most personal: buffet food expectations and the tone/style of the cabaret show.

Getting on board at Laem Bali Hai Pier E (and why timing matters)

The cruise starts at 6:30 pm, and the activity ends back at the same meeting point. Boarding is at Laem Bali Hai Pier E, located at Bali Hai Pier in Pattaya (Muang Pattaya, Amphoe Bang Lamung, Chon Buri).

Why I care about the timing: you’re booking a set departure, not a free-floating evening. If you’re arriving late, you can end up stressed before the show even starts. And if you add a hotel transfer, you’re putting a little trust into pickup punctuality.

One report specifically mentioned that a private transfer driver arrived late. That doesn’t mean it will happen to you, but it’s a reminder: if your schedule is tight, plan buffer time so you don’t miss boarding.

Tip: since this is a night activity, aim to arrive a bit earlier than you think you need. You’ll want time to find the pier area and get settled before the first serving and the show rhythm kick in.

The 80-minute coastline cruise: views, pacing, and what to expect onboard

Your sailing portion is about 80 minutes. That’s long enough to get that classic “night on the water” feel, but short enough that it doesn’t turn into a long sit-and-wait evening.

On a cruise like this, the coast views are the main visual payoff. You’ll be moving along Pattaya’s shoreline with the city’s night energy as your backdrop, which is exactly why these cruises sell so well—there’s something about seeing lights reflected on the water that feels different from watching the same scenery from the street.

How to enjoy it:

• Position yourself near the area where you can comfortably see out as the boat moves.
• Keep your camera ready, but don’t forget you’ll also be focused on eating and watching the show.
• Expect a gentle schedule: the cruise gives you the scenery, while the buffet and cabaret keep the evening structured.

This isn’t a long-distance tour. It’s a “good night out” format—views plus entertainment—so your best strategy is to treat it like a complete event, not a sightseeing tour you can analyze like a museum visit.

The international buffet: seafood, Indian dishes, and the reality of buffet dining at sea

You get an international buffet with seafood and Indian cuisine, plus other dishes meant to cover different tastes. You also get unlimited beer, tea, coffee, and soft drinks throughout the cruise.

Here’s the balanced take on buffet food: it’s convenient and included, but it can be harder to keep food perfectly hot and fresh once it’s been set up for service on a moving boat. One low-star review complained about food being cold, low quality, and having little variety. That kind of issue would seriously change how the night feels.

At the same time, buffet menus like this are often designed to be broadly appealing. So even if you don’t love everything, you can usually find something that works—especially with the mix of seafood and Indian dishes.

My practical advice:

• Go for what sounds most straightforward to you first. Don’t spend ten minutes hunting for one perfect dish.
• If you’re picky about hot food, choose items that tend to stay stable on a buffet line.
• Treat the buffet as part of the package value, not as the main reason to pick this cruise.

If you want a guaranteed “wow” meal experience, you’d typically look for an à la carte restaurant. But if your priority is a one-price evening with food plus entertainment, this buffet is the right role.

Live cabaret show: costumes, music, and matching the vibe to your group

The cabaret show is the other half of the “why this works” equation. The performance includes music, dance, and vibrant costumes. It’s built to keep the onboard atmosphere lively while you’re eating or right after you’ve finished.

Important note: the tone can be hit-or-miss depending on your expectations. One low-star comment said the entertainment felt inappropriate for a family-friendly pitch and described it as lame. I can’t judge the show style from that single note, but I can tell you what to do with that information: match the cruise to your group.

If you’re bringing kids, or if you specifically want a wholesome, daytime-style performance, consider that the cabaret format is often more adult than kids’ theater—even when it’s marketed broadly. If you’re going with friends or you enjoy stage-style comedy and dance, you’ll probably be in the right mindset.

Good mindset to have:

• Cabaret is about performance energy, not quiet elegance.
• You’re there for the full evening package: show + buffet + drinks + water views.

Drinks policy: unlimited beer plus what isn’t included

The drinks package is clear and simple: you’ll have unlimited beer and unlimited tea, coffee, and soft drinks during the cruise.

The one restriction is that alcoholic drinks other than the unlimited beer aren’t included. So if you’re the type who prefers cocktails or specific spirits, you’ll need to budget extra—or stick with beer to keep things smooth.

This matters for value. If $44.24 feels fair to you when you plan to drink the included beer, then you’ll likely feel good about the deal. If you mainly want premium mixed drinks, the price may feel less aligned with what you actually plan to consume.

Hotel transfers in Pattaya: helpful, but don’t ignore timing risk

Private transfers are optional. You can choose one-way or round-trip within Pattaya.

Transfers make sense if:

• You don’t want to figure out the pier route on your own at night.
• You’re traveling with someone who prefers door-to-door convenience.
• Your hotel location makes the pier a bit of a hassle.

But remember that one review mentioned a driver showed up late for an added transfer. That’s why I treat transfers as a “convenience layer,” not as a guarantee. If you choose transfer pickup, build in a buffer so you’re not rushing at the last minute.

If you’re staying near the city center or can get to the pier area easily by public transport, you might also consider skipping the add-on to reduce one more moving part.

Group size and crowd feel: small enough to breathe

The maximum group size is 100 travelers. That’s not tiny, but it’s usually enough to avoid the worst bottleneck experiences you get with very large tour boats.

What this means for you in practice:

• You’ll likely be moving at a normal pace on and off the ship.
• The buffet should be manageable, especially if you go with a calm, grab-and-go attitude.
• The show experience is still a group experience—expect some shared energy, not private viewing.

If you dislike crowds, I’d still recommend coming in with the expectation that this is an organized nighttime event. But 100 max is a reasonable ceiling for this type of cruise.

Is it good value? My honest take on the $44.24 price

For $44.24, the big inclusions are:

• Admission to the dinner cruise
• The 80-minute coastline sailing time
• International buffet with seafood and Indian dishes
• Unlimited beer plus tea/coffee/soft drinks
• Live cabaret show
• (Optional) private hotel transfers
• Mobile ticket

That’s a lot of packaged items for one price. Where the value equation can tilt against you is if you’re unhappy with either (a) the buffet quality or (b) the show style for your comfort level.

Since one negative review singled out cold, low-variety food and flagged entertainment mismatch, I treat those as the two “watch-outs.” On the other hand, the overall 4.2 rating suggests many people found the mix worth it.

So I’d summarize the value like this: it’s a good deal if you want an easy, fun evening with drinks and stage entertainment and you’re okay with buffet food being buffet food.

Who should book this cruise (and who might want a different plan)

This cruise fits you best if:

• You want a ready-made night out: views + food + show in one ticket
• You like cabaret-style performances and don’t need a quiet, romantic dinner setting
• You’ll actually use the included drinks
• You value convenience and optional hotel transfers

You might reconsider if:

• You have high expectations for buffet food quality and temperature
• You’re very sensitive to the tone of entertainment and want a clearly kid-friendly show
• You don’t drink beer (since unlimited options beyond beer aren’t included)

A simple way to decide: if your ideal evening includes a lively onboard atmosphere and you’re fine with buffet dining, this should land well.

Practical tips to make your night smoother

• Arrive early enough to get settled before the start time at 6:30 pm.
• If you’re using a hotel transfer, plan extra buffer time, just in case.
• Pick your buffet strategy: grab something early, then return later if you want.
• If you’re bringing anyone cautious about show content, confirm the style in advance during booking details where possible (since the show is part of the core package).

Also, keep a realistic mindset about buffet service on a boat. You’re there for the combo—don’t let one “perfect dish” become a high-stakes expectation.

Should you book the All Star Dinner Cruise with Cabaret Show in Pattaya?

Yes—if you want a straightforward, all-in-one Pattaya night that includes an 80-minute coastal sail, a live cabaret show, and a buffet with unlimited included drinks. At $44.24, the deal is strongest for people who like to enjoy the full package rather than judge the meal like a stand-alone restaurant.

But don’t ignore the main caution signs from the lowest rating: cold, low-quality buffet complaints and concerns about entertainment vibe. If that sounds like your deal-breaker, you may want to choose a different kind of dinner plan where food quality control is the priority.

If you’re flexible, social, and in it for the show-and-views format, this cruise is the kind of ticket that can turn a regular evening into a proper event.

FAQ

Where is the dinner cruise boarding point?

It boards at Laem Bali Hai Pier E (Bali Hai Pier, Pattaya, Thailand).

What time does the cruise start?

The start time is 6:30 pm.

How long is the cruise?

The cruise portion is about 80 minutes, with the total activity lasting about 1 hour 20 minutes (approx.).

What’s included in the price besides the cruise?

Admission is included, along with the international buffet (including seafood and Indian cuisine) and the live cabaret show.

Are drinks included?

Yes. You get unlimited beer, tea, coffee, and soft drinks throughout the cruise.

Is anything excluded from the drinks?

Other alcoholic drinks besides the unlimited beer are not included.

Do private hotel transfers cost extra?

Hotel transfers are optional. You can choose one-way or round-trip within Pattaya.

Is this ticket mobile?

Yes, the tour includes a mobile ticket.

Can I cancel and get a full refund?

You can cancel for a full refund if you cancel at least 24 hours in advance of the experience’s start time.